Baldi's Basics - Encyclopedia Dramatica (2024)

Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning is a kewl new indie edutainment game by mystman12 (Powerword: Micah McGonigal^✡) that is essentially the unholy bastard child of Five Nights at Freddy's, Slender: The Eight Pages, Undertale and Doki Doki Literature Club. Despite being marketed as a "horror" game, the only things that are actually horrific about the game are its atrocious Windows 95 graphics and the fact that numerous Let's Plays by fa*ggy YouTube attention whor*s such as PooDiePie, Shartiplier, and JackassSeptictankEye have helped make this absolute trash of a game into the most autistic fad to hit the internet since Ugandan Knuckles. The game is also notable for being developed in 2 hours in MS Paint.

The game's sorry excuse for a "plot" revolves around attempting to locate 7 notebooks and answer 3rd grade math problems while your teacher—the titular Baldi—chases you around the school and attempts to anally rape you with a wooden ruler should you answer any of his questions wrong. Because your sh*tty computer is still f*cked up due to Monika, after answering five of Baldi's questions the game glitches out and gives you a garbled mass of Zalgo text that forces you to fail and submit to a brutal raping from Baldi.

autistman12

Micah McGonigal is an autistic teenage Christian from Virginia who enjoys watching Phineas and Ferb reruns and thinks that being random and stupid is funny. He created Baldi during his childhood when he was 11 or 12 years old in a type of comic.

The Game

The "Characters"

• Baldi - A teacher who enjoys beating his most autistic student with a ruler.
• Playtime - An annoying little MS Paint c*nt who forces you to play jump rope and deserves to die in a school shooting.
• Principal of the Thing - No running in the halls. No gay sex in the halls. No redeeming qualities in my game in the halls. No writing Encyclopedia Dramatica articles in the halls. No autism in the halls.
• Gotta Sweep - A haunted broom that's possessed by the vengeful spirit of Fat Albert.
• 1st Prize - Stephen Hawking knock off, except with a desire to love on the player.
• Arts and Crafters - Literally a f*cking sockpuppet. Goes batsh*t insane if you collect said 7 notebooks, especially if you stare at him for long enough.
• It's a Bully - This is a bully. No, really, that's what it says next to him. Steals candies 'n sh*t.
• Filename2 - Not entirely a character, but he appears in an alternate ending after you fail all the answers. He orders you to destroy the game in despair... and f*cked up glitching.
• Cloudy Copter - Some helicopter-cloud hybrid f*cker that appears in the camping demo that blows on the campfire. You can BTFO Cloudy Copter by getting near him.
• Placeface - A non-disoriented version of It's a Bully's head. You can eventually meet him along with his gay twin by spamming 31718 in the You Can Think Pad. You will then teleport to a testroom with no water or food and one of the placefaces follows you until you starve to death.

Baldimore characters

The kiddish comic that mystman12 made when he was little.

• Susan - She is Baldi's wife who looks as if he was his cousin or a transgender person. Baldi Baldimore also ate her stinky hairbrush in a comic ONCE!
• Andrew - The son of Baldi and Susan. He watched a sh*tty, cheaply made Spongebob Squarepants bootleg titled Rag Tom Floppy Shirt.
• TimTom - A gangsta troublemaker kiddie who is the titular main sh*tagonist of the series itself. He is interested in throwing baseballs at people until they eventually sh*t bricks. Autistman12 once made a WarioWare D.I.Y microgame where you play as an edited Super Mario sprite that looks like Baldi while trying to dodge TimTom's MECHA launcher that shoots balls.

Baldi's Basics Plus characters

Same sh*t, different game.

• Beans - The short gum spitting manchild with a gay propeller hat who causes you to get stuck. He has been held back at least 100 times, and despite that he's still more successful at life than you will ever be.
• Mrs. Pomp - A disembodied head of a teacher in a shoe who scares the living sh*t out of the player. She does so by telling them that they should visit her class within 2 f*ckING minutes!
• The Test - Micah's attempt at spicing up the horror aspect that the game never had in the first place. A corrupted light-bulb headed abomination who pisses the player off by blinding them for a long time. First appeared as a sprite on Baldi's Basics Birthday Bash.
• Johnny - Some child who runs a store where you can buy items using the game's currency/score system: "You Thought Points"; often abbreviated as "YTP" for whatever reason.
• Dr. Reflex - He is an upcoming character that is set to appear in BB+. That's it.

Kickstarter

You heard right. Letting the fame of his sh*t "meme" game get to his head, the f*cker made a Kickstarter for making Baldi into a FULL game. The price? He wanted $50k; yes, $50,000 for a full MS paint "well put together" Baldi game. Release a boring demo where your just going on a camping field trip with Baldi into the woods to go pick up some wood for a fire.

While most people with a brain can see how f*cking stupid this is to ask for so much for a game(done in 24 hours for some game jam event and a Slenderman ripoff) that got a small cancer following; most(like some ytuber nobody John Wolfe to even Kiwi Farms and many more) are defending this piece of sh*t funding thinking that this game was oh so "good" that the creator should make a full game out of it. If this sh*t gets funded, hope they'll ready for a long release, half assed game to be given to them.

Fanbase

Believe it or not, Baldi's Basics has an autistic fanbase. Let's say 20% of it is true fans of Baldi's Basics, the rest is bunch of autists from other fanbases that only make it even more sh*t than it already was.

There are all few kinds of "fans" of Baldi's Basics.

The "Modding" Community

Autistic modders that "mod" the game. There ARE really few people (pretty much almost 1e-75% or less) making real mods (like hacks that would actually help during the "game"), but most of the modders are the retarded idiots that only edit the decompiled textures, sounds and sometimes code but they just the text and other minor sh*t and call it a "mod". Their reskins are even worse, most of them can be made in 5 to 6 minutes, and any "code mod" is no different.

Not just that, these normies put their half-assed sh*t in a site called GameBanana (and sometimes Game Jolt, but the admins there don't give horse sh*t about that), and the admins there were pissed enough to even take down almost 88% of their autistic reskins, but since the community are douchebags and don't know any f*cking better, they f*cking spam it with their sh*t over and over. After this horse sh*t is taking over the site's homepage, one of the admins actually realized they were idiots and decided to end the game's reign of terror by blacklisting Baldi's Basics and its cancerous clones (which they call them "fangames" and even games that these retards terrorized) sections on the site from the homepage and tried to find some random normies which claim to know how to institute balance for its game page, but actually have less than 1 IQ to even realize they have already done cancer already. What these so called "game managers" do is just trying to hide every "low-quality" reskin from the page and leave actual sh*t behind like nothing as well. Some "cool kids" try to be cool by spam flagging all reskins they find sh*t and put the reason as "qaulity controll" like they have no proper English.

If you want to see their sh*t and get pure cancer, go to the "game"'s section on GameBanana. Trust me, it's that f*cking bad.

Clone Makers

If retards who "mod" the game aren't f*cking enough, then there are the people who make sh*tty clones which are made in Paint like Baldi, but tons worse since they are likely sh*ttier than the creator of the "game" and they call it a "fangame" like they really got that inspiration, while inspiration = copy but making it different. Good f*cking riddance.

Furfa*gs

Make Baldi characters furries, and I guess you know more. (See: Furfa*g).

Fanart dickhe*ds

Other sh*t people making fanarts when a character from any series or a player character (usually a grey or a white person with "P" scribbled on its name) is in the "Baldi World" and dealing with these sh*tstain characters (usually the characters getting spanked by Baldi).

Objectcucks

Objectcucks seem to have a terrible obsession for the "game" ever since it came out. They usually make sh*tty and retarded crossovers that make your eyes bleed and make you close the window in a nanosecond, put the Baldi's Basics characters (or anything relating to it) to their sh*t-stain Object Shows, and all sorts of stuff. That Objectsh*t already takes over the 50% of the search results for "Baldi's Basics".

YouTubers

fa*ggots which play people's "mods" and clones and even sometimes clickbait them for money by putting all their videos beyond ten f*cking minutes and having really f*cking sh*tty thumbnails and titles like "NEW EVOLUTION of PLAYTIME in Baldi's Basics Education & Learning" so they can get views like a bastard. Some of these idiots even put objectcuck assets into their thumbnails like they don't give a f*cking damn about it and do it hourly like they don't give a damn, and even do their own "mods". The only "good" one is MediaGamesGuide, but his content became more and more cancerous as soon as he became uploading Baldi content OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Annoying Beggars

The little kids beg the "modding community" to do their f*cking ideas like they can rule over the world like normies and tell people what to do. Some of these kids do videos on their "mods/reskins" on retarded software like Gacha Life or Vyond and try to think they will get f*cking popularity over it.

Animation Meme People

Retards using Baldi characters in their Animation Meme bullsh*t.

Bronies

Might appear from time to time.

Galleria de Autism

Videos

See Also

• Baldi's Basics in Journalism and Child p*rn
• Five Nights at Freddy's
• Slender: The Eight Pages
• Undertale
• Doki Doki Literature Club
• Autism
• Cancer

Baldi's Basics is part of a series on Aspies.